Almost 24 months ago we found a woman known as lose Melisa Mae. A blonde big-boobed blogger with unbelievable cleavage and personality. We came across at a bar in Orange County and that I learned quickly that the girl backs straight down from no challenge or talks of penises and vaginas. My personal variety of broad without a doubt. Join myself in congratulating Miss Melisa Mae in turning two
24 months into day
Came to be Lose Melisa Mae.
Please hold your applause
And set aside a second to pause.
To reflect on what is actually already been
And gotten under my personal epidermis.
I’ll act as fast
But I’m a wordy ass chick.
There was clearly the dried out humping Italian
Together with overeager Stallion.
One with one nut
And guys attempting to poke me personally for the butt.
There had been guys with buns during the oven
Still in search of a little lovin.
An abundance of men whom couldn’t cause
And a newlywed from hell.
My instructor from ninth level
Who was simply trying to get laid.
There was the removing RN
And more than one Nigerian.
There seemed to be a fireman or two
And lots of males without hint.
A 10 min day
And a girl with red hair obese.
A man using gold lamé
And another I imagined ended up being homosexual.
There was the guy mightn’t talk
Until the guy pulled away his penis.
Terrible messages
And smothering intercourse.
a wedded swinger
Who was simply Chris Penn’s dead ringer.
The cat adoring loser
The Tokyo drift cruiser.
Hot Bicep Man
And a lot of pictures of Peni.
Now that’s a lot of damn online dating
But we definitely ain’t hating.
Congratulations to me
Because I’m a fucking bad butt <â (I found myself all out of rhyme)
(which is as close to poetry when I come. Don’t get worried, I won’t be stopping my personal position in the near future)
Naturally, my personal darlings, you can visit me inside my bomb butt weblog
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Come-on sweetie. I will not harm ya.
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